New Law

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/02/29/obama_backs_law_to_ensure_mcca.html
Under the wording of this bill, if a man in the military hires a prostitute and she has a baby by him, the kids would be a US citizen.

Unreasonable

When asked last night on Fox News whether there was anything John McCain could say or do that would change his opinion about him, Dr. James Dobson answered "Nothing."

All I Want Is You

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

Tree Hugger

Et le jackalope a dit
Je voudrais être un yeti
Pour voler dans la nuit
Et m'en aller loin d'ici
Mais le yeti a dit
Je voudrais être un monstre marin
Pour pouvoir rentrer dans la mer
De tous les requins.

And for those who are wondering what all this means, it roughly translates to:

And the jackalope said
I would like to be a yeti
To fly in the night
And get away from here
But the yeti said
I'd like to be a sea monster
so I can go into the sea
owned by all the sharks

Double blind date

Blind for me anyway.
With the best conversations of the night occurring between me and the other guy about nerd stuff.
And the other girl and I having lots more in common than her and her date.
I'm not for real. I'm make-believe.

I did it

I bought my first MAc product ever today. The Ipod Touch, with the new software upgrade, is a great internet device/music player. I couldn't justify 1800 little georgies for a laptop, when I can't use it for work, and I'm not in school. What, do I use it to surf the web and look cool (nerdy) at coffee shops? I'm not gonna game on it. So Mr Ipod won out, and now I can listen to cake at work, take notes , and check my stocks by driving slowing by coffeeshops.

Just Driving By

Characters: Myself (Milton), Joe, a man in a car, two police officers on bicycles.

Setting: I am speaking with my friend Joe on the cell phone while he drives home from work.

Joe: Wow, that's embarrassing - pulled over by 2 bike cops.

Milton: So I think I'll try calling her in a couple of weeks. There's a couple of other cute co-ops I can distract myself with.

Joe: HAHA!! Now they're pulling him out of his car!

Milton: I suppose I misplayed my game a bit, but I don't think its irreparable damage. Besides, I'm Milton, I'm the shit.

Joe: I guess he said something to them, pissed em off real good. But why didn't he just drive off?

Most couples report a high degree of happiness in their first years of marriage, a steep decline between the third and fifth years, then a slight rebound between the sixth and eighth years. After low points before the second decade and 25th anniversary, there's a happy ending: after 40 years couples report being as happy as the newlyweds.

Milton: Are you driving? That must have been a really long light.

Joe: Ya, it was a long light.